Buddy, enjoy the trainwreck.

You're a snail, you want to have a name to call your own, so you gotta buy a name tag. Yup, that's it.

Arrow keys control the player in the usual way. Jump with up.

Press down to access the menu (and go invincible), left/right to switch screens, space to make a purchase in the shop.

After buying the blank nametag, you can manually enter your name in the box in the top left, close this browser window, and never look back.

Birds will spawn randomly and try to attack your snail, but the AI is so bad that honestly, they're more likely to run away from your snail or just go zooming offscreen. It's a feature, not a bug. Also, the AI only gets worse with more crows and crows constantly spawn every once in a while up to like 34 of them. If you get hit five times, you lose all your coins. No your sound is not broken. All assets made by me excluding the wildcards.

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